Title: Kakuzu-chan
Fandom: Naruto
Characters: Hidan, Kakuzu, Surprise
Rating: Yellow
Genre: Demenziale
Warning: Bad Language
Surprisingly, Hidan yelled.
"Kakuzu-chan, turn, turn! That ugly bad guy makes me so scared! "
The Ninja did not react immediately. It took a few minutes to absorb the entire sentence, while the other hid his face under a pillow. The only sound that could was to issue to an unbeliever.
"Eh?"
Kakuzu-chan
was a day like in the Akatsuki lair. As always, the humidity was unbearable, as always, the bats fluttered gaily.
And, as always, those poor people were wondering why, with so many and comfortable homes that were around, they should have a cave hideout for cold and uncomfortable, there were those who complained of the badness that animated them without knowing least their motives.
A Pain had never cared about to conquer the world. And not to create a weapon so destructive as to lead mankind to stop all war.
simply wanted to use the chakras Biiju for a decent heating system. Any person who, after only two days at that bad place, would support his arguments.
If he could wash with hot water, probably a guy like Itachi would be a bit more sociable. And he would have spent less time locked in the bathroom.
Because, unfortunately, in the Akatsuki hideout was only one bathroom ...
"Itachi! Shit, I'm pissing in, see to open this goddamn door ..."
Kakuzu did not look up from the TV; the best strategy to be adopted by Hidan was pretending not to know.
"I'll pay you Fuck it, I pay you if you go out!" threw out in exasperation, your wallet buddy, the Ninja's took the remote control: when the strategy was not worth pulling his money at stake.
resumed following the program to which you were interested: Naruto Shippuden. In the previous episode, Naruto and Sasuke had sworn to remain buddies for life, until a second later, Naruto semisvenuto brown and full of scratches being taken away by Kakashi and Sasuke walked to the house of a guy who claimed to want much good for all children. What had happened was nell'intermezzo remained a mystery, had sent advertising.
However, Kakuzu was curious about the new developments of the affair: he hoped that they did damn peace with the devil, those scenes always moved him.
"Itachi, I can not piùùù!"
Exasperated, Hidan threw down the door, revealing Itachi in a bathrobe, slippers and headband in her hair intention to reduce the stock eyebrows. He must be very embarrassed to be caught in that way because, for a moment, his mouth moved and her cheeks took on a delicate pale pink. Then, deadpan as usual, went out.
Kakuzu immediately returned to his favorite program, could not miss the letters. That day passed on filler never seen before, fished out from somewhere that had nothing to do with the current timeline.
On the other hand, claim that Utopia was an anime broadcast on Italia 1 made sense.
"I still see this shit?" after being released, Hidan threw himself on the couch with a thud, putting your feet on the table, took a handful of popcorn, spread a half on the floor and the second between the cushions, and continued to talk with your mouth full "But read the manga, which is better. "
"The manga coast." he muttered, trying not to look at. He would have given anything for a mate more refined, quieter and less controversial, but at the time in meetings talking just of the new heating system.
He concentrated on television.
For a split second the man who loved children pulled out his long tongue to snake something to strike indefinitely. Two seconds later, Sasuke was lying on the ground. The frame was not clear, but perhaps had no clothes on.
Surprisingly, Hidan yelled.
"Kakuzu-chan, turn, turn! That ugly bad guy makes me so scared!"
The Ninja did not react immediately. It took a few minutes to absorb the entire sentence, while the other hid his face under a pillow. The only sound was that he managed to issue to an unbeliever.
"Eh?"
"Kakuzu-chan, but ... protect me! "Hidan continued crying, hugging him.
In that room, now, were two of them to be terrified.
Half an hour later, all the Akatsuki had gathered for a special meeting. Agenda: l 'sudden madness of Hidan. It was even more important than heating.
"Kakuzu-chan, I want to hear! Not escludetemi "from the other room, you could hear squeaks and complaints. Kisame as a warning, threw Samehada against the wall, said a trembling voice that he begged him not to give him a bua.
" ... Ehm I think you're listening to you, Kakuzu-chan. "Deidara took him around, just because it was Spoilerati the script and had discovered morire dopo di lui si atteggiava a superiore. Almeno, Kakuzu veniva ucciso dal protagonista.
Schiarendosi la gola, il Ninja articolò: "Non puoi sentire... ti stiamo facendo una sorpresa! Capite cosa intendevo quando vi ho detto che è impazzito?" aggiunse poi, rivolto al resto dell'organizzazione. Preoccupati, tutti scossero la testa ed emisero mugugni di disapprovazione, tranne Itachi, che si era presentato solo per non lasciare vuota la propria sedia.
"Dobbiamo fare qualcosa!" ammise anche Deidara "È persino peggio di Tobi."
Non si era spoilerato a tal punto da capire che stava insultando il vero capo dell'Akatsuki. Forse per questo Uchiha Madara, da sotto il mantello, fece cenno a Pain di lasciar perdere la questione. A second later, the talk was again focused on the radiators.
"... and then, the surprise when he arrives?"
demand fell silent. Pain gave everyone a mission to accomplish. Itachi, however, went quietly into the bathroom.
Kakuzu had to go it alone.
"Once upon a time, in a country far away, a boy named Hidan. He was immortal, victims sacrificed to the god Jashin drinking their blood and took pleasure when you hurt. A splendid morning he got up and said " What shitty day, now I have to follow what fucking Kakuzu to collect ransoms. Fuck him and his money! ", and ate for breakfast the birds were singing until just before happy on the windowsill, hoping to receive some crumb of bread ... "
" Kakuzu-chan, change history! This is too scary. "
Kakuzu was desperate: he spent the rest of the day in attempts to get sober companion, to no avail. He had tried in cold water, the barrel head, toys explosives stolen from Deidara .. . after the memories of his life impersonating the bedtime story, he had no more ideas. The memory did not want to return.
"Now you sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow." rolled up the blankets, praying silently that sleep the reason being surrendered.
Hidan stuck his lips out.
"Give Me the basin goodnight?"
Kakuzu had never thought of having to say, but would spend all the money I had to get back the good old Hidan. If it were not immortal, would kill him at that moment. In return, he began to plan the suicide.
Watching the scene through the keyhole, Itachi chuckled. These were the occasions when it was worth possessing the Mangekyo Sharingan. So Hidan learned not to allow him to use the bathroom.
It did not yet know that, soon, would really have to act like a script. If the Uchiha had chosen to retreat into that stubborn silence, it was because he had Spoilerati adaptation upcoming episode aired on Italia 1 of Naruto Shippuden.
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